Thursday, February 26, 2009
Squirrels, penguin menace!
There is a problem facing our plan to see cute little penguins other than the weather, SQUIRRELS! These furry little rodents are everywhere and own everything they would never let our cute little friends here. Why do you think the penguins were driven to the cold in the first place? We must take action, everyone go out and buy a slingshot or BB gun, we must bring their tyrannical reign to an end! People have done this in other parts of the world and the penguins re-took certain tropical regions of the world. But we must be wary there are other furry rodents out there wanting to take control…if they do the world will be a never ending Hamster Dance Song! Penguins must rule the animal kingdom or we have failed!