Thursday, February 26, 2009

Arrogance and Stupidity

How many times have you been mad that someone was arrogant only to realize they are stupid as well? Unfortunately it happens a lot in this world, mainly with bosses and people we don't like. I say we fix this problem. How, you might ask? Simple, the next time someone (especially your son or daughter) is being arrogant, smack them with an informational book and tell them to read it. It won't solve the arrogance problem but they'll be smarter at least.

Penguins, or lack there of.

When was the last time you saw a penguin walking down the street? I feel that quite frankly we don't see enough of these cute critters. What we need to do is accelerate the next ice age to solve our lack of penguins problem. When all the world is the perfect habitat for penguins all one has to do is live near water to enjoy them. So please, help me accelerate the next ice age so we can have PENGUINS!